In all seriousness Tommy Rees ran after a party was getting broken up, and actually escaped for more than 3 seconds. An act best described as a miracle. In addition to all the events mentioned he also blew a 0.11 BAC. As of now he remains in jail until persecutors decide what type of charges they will file. According to the arresting officer he also said “My people are going to get you.” Sounds like threats to the officer who I sincerely hope is a Michigan fan.
Rees is a 19-year-old Junior at Notre Dame and will likely face at least a multiple game suspension.