Please everyone, “Let’s keep America American”, okay?
The year is 2014. The world has changed. Women, your ovaries are no longer your own. Men, if you are unable to find a woman to willfully bear your children, you may simply go out and rape any woman of your choosing. Wait several months to be contacted by officials informing you of your rights as a father to keep the child from being aborted. This is now, this is America.
…This is why The Now doesn’t do politics.