This article on Kotaku proves that some girls (13) actually might be able to drive. In what I can only describe as a girl with Shakespeare fresh in her mind this 13-year-old drove from Houston to Nashville. This was after her father told her she couldn’t talk to a 12-year-old in Kentucky (her boyfriend?) on Xbox Live anymore.
Yes, out of fucking TEXAS all the way to Tennessee. Either this chick can drive like no other, or Texas along with Arkansas and Tennessee has the worst drivers ever.
This girl is in love, and it doesn’t matter if her boyfriend isn’t a C49Ul37. She’s willing to change her gamer tag to M0N74GU3 to be with him. The next time someone talks shit on Xbox Live remind them, it helped these two insane kids find love.